I'm Amber

karkadann:

starlock:

Thanks for sticking around, guys! Now that I’m done with school, forever, I hope to draw many cool things in the future!

drawing prize will look like this

pixel prizes will look like this

so this is a thing

this ends tomorrow at 11:59pm, everyone!

(I follow you as thebluecanary btw, it’s just that is my art blog so I feel rude reblogging there, sorry ;v; )

Ah, people check out this person’s art!

(Source: theannieplanet)

hayoubi:

but of COURSE!

bonus James bc i love him

“Madam’s omelettes are the best!”

*Sobs* Oh my god it’s so perfect

*sobs more* Look her shadow’s still pink even though the rest is greyscale ahhhhhh ;____;

Best game, best art…

postmortemdecay666:

You tell ‘em Carl.

Oh! Wait I know the answer to this! And no offense, I watch Crash Course Science and Scishow on youchoob all the time.

But the reason people are so “all for” astrology is because people love love love to hear and talk about themselves. When they get to the astrology posts they can say “this one is me!” and that’s fun! I mean, if you had more things in the newspaper that somehow correlate with the reader themselves, you’d probably sell more newspapers. Doesn’t matter if it’s made up or not.

(Source: project-argus)

killercafe:

wild Venonat appeared

Thank you, Tiny, for being there for my friend for so many years.

fishingboatproceeds:

code-red-arthur:

festusthehappydragon:

darkstoriesofthenorth:

for-one-shining-moment:

subliminal-mind-duck:

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

The Fault in Our Czars

John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

The Fault in Our Rawrs

John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.

The Fault in Jafar.

I can play this game, too, tumblr!

John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.

The Fault in Our Lars.

John green composes a song, but can’t get a few measures to sound just right.

The Fault in Our Bars

chaddiecakes:

SO WITHOUT ME NOTICING I REALIZED THAT?? I AM AT??? 1K FOLLOWERS WOW WHAT.

HOLY SHIT THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION IN FORM OF DRUNK SINGING AND ALSO SLAVE LABOUR.

!!!!SO!!!!

I’LL BE DOING A COOL GIVE AWAY. THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS!

REBLOGS AND LIKES COUNT.

BUT DON’T REBLOG SO MUCH THAT YOU ANNOY YOUR FOLLOWERS * _ *

IT’D BE COOL IF YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME BUT YOU DON’T GOTTA.

I’LL CLOSE THIS ON MIDNIGHT, MAY THE 17TH YEAH!

winners will be messaged in some way shortly after i close this thing.

WINNER NUMBER ONE WILL GET A GRAND PRIZE OF…

A COUPLE OR TWO SINGLES OF THEIR CHARACTER OF CHOICE!!

LIKE THIS…

and also a song for me to singdon’t click this i’m going to cry. crying. or you can make me read you whatever you desire so long as it is under 2k words including terrible fanfiction (especially terrible fanfiction)

WINNER NUMBER TWO WILL (IRONICALLY) RECEIVE ONE CHARACTER PIXELS!! OF THEIR CHOICE!!

and i guess you can make me say any phrase you want— LOL.

AND THAT’S ALL I GOT PUNTS A FOOTBALL!

!!5 DAYS LEFT!!

congrats!

(also, i’m thebluecanary, not just a random tumblr, so I do follow you and all that)

zombiewhored:

This is so creepy. You can see the ghost plain as day.

(Source: anthagio)

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

Oreothello

Rolo and Juliet

Macberry

Mars Ado About Nothing

Antonutella and Cleopatra

Merchocolate of Venice

Two Gentlemint of Verona

Richerry III